the FUN in Funk.
some shit out there is going retrograde
My fridge broke, I have dental work and an ob/gyn visit in the same week.
my kid’s sick
Shit’s hitting fans all around me
My work got a licensing inspection
i stood in line for an hour today so that i could become a bleedin’ soccer mom. i’m a soccer mom. i will be driving little people to soccer practice in my goddam minivan. my minivan with a broken tail light. (see below)
I killed my mother’s car by backing into it. they should not have given me a license. the woman came over to do me a favor and i hit her fucking car. killed the thing. this week sucks.
Every February I hate my job. It’s because of the winter. Every February I comb the want ads looking for greener grass. so now i hate my job and i want to tell everyone to go away and lee’me ‘lone. Managing people puts a tart new spin on S.A.D. A little SAD with a shot of vitriol on the side, please.
fuckers. grumble.
i heart february.
